What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?